If/Then

[SlyGal]

Okay, this game is simple. I'll post a statement starting with What If, then you respond with a Then statement. Example: What if we all walked on our hands all day long? Then all our faces would be red from blood rush. Get it?


Okay, here goes: What if Hagrid was killed by a hippogriff?

[phantasmkiss]

Then I'd be ticked.

What if Aunt Petunia suddenly had magic powers?

[SlyGal]

Then I guessed right.

What if Dudley had been accepted to Hogwarts, instead of Harry?

[phantasmkiss]

*laughs*

Then the Dursleys would disown him and accept Harry as the long-lost son they never had.

What if Dumbledore had been a beautiful young woman?

[SlyGal]

Then Harry's "man crush" would just be a crush.

What if Draco went out with Ginny?

[phantasmkiss]

Then his dad would have a heart attack and die.

What if Lupin wasn't a werewolf?

[SlyGal]

Then being called Moony would be weird.


What if Harry was a girl?

[phantasmkiss]

Then Ginny would be a lesbian (can I say that?)

What if Hermione was mentally retarded?

[SlyGal]

Oh, she's not? My mistake!

What if Ron was sorted into Slytherin?

[Ashleigh Lovegood]

phantasmkiss- Yes you can say that. Just not in fan fics, or to a member.

Then Harry would dislike him.

What if Hermione did not care about her grades, and cared more about boys?

[SlyGal]

Then her pschyciatrist would tell her she was finally fine. (Is that how you spell that word?)

What if Voldemort was really using Polyjuice Potion to look like Dumbledore, and Dumbledore was fine, but Voldemort was dead?

[phantasmkiss]

Then Harry would have nothing to do in Book 7.

What if Voldemort was a Muggle-Lover?

[SlyGal]

Then Lucius would take over the plot to rid the world f all muggles

What if Sirius really wasn't dead, but just decided not to come out when Harry called him through the curtain?

[phantasmkiss]

Then that would be the saddest practical joke ever.

What if, on Christmas Eve, Voldemort was visited by the spirits of Christmas Past, Present, and Future?

[SlyGal]

He would probably torture them.

What if Cho had chosen Harry to go to the Yule Ball instead of Cedric?

[phantasmkiss]

Then she wouldn't cry every time she kissed him...unless Ginny hexed her...

What if Hermione had been put in Ravenclaw?

[tortallcit]

Then she wouldn't have been there to help Harry and Ron with school, and they both would fail potions.

What if Jk dies before book seven is written?

[phantasmkiss]

Then the article I read saying she'd finished writing it already would be a big lie.

What if her manuscript for Book 7 spontaneously compusted (burst into flames) on its way to the publisher?